walkitout (walkitout) wrote,

The Things People Call the Police About

This is the VERY BEST police blotter ever. Horse by the side of the road. Suspicious car ... using wifi at the hotel next door. Woman pacing hotel hallway talking to herself after 10 p.m. ... she's on the phone. Animal control called ... squirrels in the parking lot. Noise complaint ... charity run.

Honestly, the only "real" issue is probably the physical fight over quitting time, and the participants were referred to the court if they wanted to press charges. Read it in all its glorious blandness:


I really do live in Mayberry. Well, I mean other than the occasional knifing and running-someone-over-with-a-truck-at-the-bowling-alley incident.
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